With Marc Almond as your guru, what could possibly go wrong?

From the team that brought you Get Fit With Bruce Willis, Painted Love follows a washed up singer-songwriter as he tries to summon up the spirit of Marc Almond to resurrect his career. His wife wants his money, his agent wants a hit, the landlady’s grandchildren won’t shut up and a spirit from the undead wants his soul.

His solution? Find the sacred amulet of songwriting – once held by Marc – in the house where Marc once lived. And hope that painting will bring his wife back.

Featuring the songs of Soft Cell and Marc Almond.


  • Huddersfield (Otso Bar) 2018
  • Brighton Fringe (Sweet Werks) 2018
  • Edinburgh Fringe (Valvona & Crolla) 2018